What you need to know:
1. "Balsamic" is a type of VINEGAR commonly used in food preparation. BALSILLIE - 1st name Jim - is the name of RIM/Blackberry CEO. #FAIL
2. RESPECT NUMBER 3
3. Your Services can not change without your service provider notifying you! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN A contract!!!
Forwarding ME this BBM message from now on, shall be regarded as your confirmation that you are signing over your 1st born CHILDREN to my possession for hard labor!
-You can fool SOME of the people SOME of the time...-
NOW LET ME ENJOY MY FINAL EXAM TORTURES IN PEACE!
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